Day 4 at the Fair

Look at silly Brandy!!! It is cold cold today and this is her get up! Just love it! She has cracked us up.

So the concert last night was the LeRoy Van Dyke Country gold tour. WOW now that was a snoozing show. Sheila and I actually saw a lady sleeping in the crowd.

Word of the Day is :

BIGMONGOUS - means it is so big that is bigger than it should be. Like her boobs are bigmongous - or look at her butt - that thing is way bigmongous!

Yes we know we are getting a little ditzy!

Day 3 at the Fair

Here is the lead singer of Everclear - they had a really good crowd last nite. But their merchandise dude was BORING BORING!! Not nearly as cool as the Emerson Drive guy.

So as most of you know Sheila is our Amish stalker. Since she has moved to Inola (BFE) she lives near some Amish and has become obsessed by them. So I made one of her life long dreams come true and was able to capture this beautiful shot of her with them. We are such dorks but it was HILARIOUS at the time. See it is these little things that make us happy and keep the fair fun for us.

Ok now for the word of the day -

BIGPIMPIN - dressing like a pimp. And let me tell you there is a lot of bigpimpin going on out here!!! LOL!

Day 2 at the Fair

Sheila and I got to meet Emerson Drive and they were hot hot - even from the backside. We had so much fun with their merchandise seller - he had an awesome personality!

So Fair Word for the Day is :

G-TARD - which is a suburban white kid that wishes he was from the ghetto! We loved that one!

Stay tuned we already have tomorrow's word - so get ready!!

Candy Coburn

Candy Coburn played on the Oklahoma Stage last nite. She is so dang cute and extremely friendly. Candy is the first artist I have seen go the merchandise booth and talk, sign stuff, and take pictures. She took her time with each and every person. But she is a little spitfire - she was wore out from wearing her hooker boots - her words not mine - she had us all giggling. Oh and her husband is just plain eye candy. Glad she was here.

Day 1 of the Fair

The gates open at 5 today and we just had a nice rain storm to wash the grounds down. We will definitley need another storm mid next week to wash some of the carney funk out. See attached picture - this is a fair carney! However this guy looks kind of cleaned up compared to what I have seen out here.

Fair words we have come up with so far today!

Sheila and I were informed to not call them carneys - they are entertainment specialist. That kind of scares me.

Also had a Army sergeant call to pay for his booth - however he called it a foot print. So this fair we will be walking to gaze at everyones foot prints - not booths!

Definition of whale tail and whale with a blow hole showing is listed a few posts back!

So tonight Candy Coburn is playing on the Ok stage. She sings the pink warrior song. Kind of hope I get to meet her - as most of you know breast cancer is a little special for me.

Update you all again tomorrow - I know all of you just can't wait!

I am so ready to pig out!!

I am so ready to pig out at the fair! But look at this who the hell wants to eat Pork Butt - I mean really what the hell is pork butt!!! Hope they clean the colon out before the LOP's (little old people) show up. Now the turkey legs I can handle!

Now the shirt is on the Driller so it is official! Time to fly high! So they say!

But this time of year also opens up alot of emotions. On 10/15 I lost my mom 3 years ago and it hit me today that date is right around the corner. But I am bound and determined to not turn into a crying 5 year old this year. So I will eat a funnel cake and cinnamon bun for mom!

But the grounds are a buzzing now! We got our golf carts today - Yeah! It is so fun to have a golf cart and it makes me feel cool! I am important man! We went 4 wheeling in a golf cart one year - whew - fun but not so much going backwards down a steep hill with 5 people on it! Thought for sure we would flip and get killed. But the carneys - hmm what to say about carneys. Well lets just let your imagination run on that.

How Bout them Cowboys!

Man he is gorgeous!!!

So I love the Dallas Cowboys! Mainly because of Jason Witten oh and my husband! Sorry babe! Witten is the best tight end in the NFL!! He has the best ass and he is such a good person. But he can move! Took 6 Panthers to bring him down - OH YEA that is my man - at least my football man! Like I told my friends I would totally have another baby for him!